What is all this fuss about global warming? Oooh, look at the lonely polar bear swimming in open Arctic waters so far from land. How will it eat? Isn’t that soooo sad. That heart-breaking polar bear was undoubtedly filmed in a back lot at Universal Studios. Two minutes later they probably fed him a nice Caribou and a baby narwhal for dessert.
Breaking News: WIKILEAKS plans to release all your emails
America’s worsening attention span probl – Hey, Pam just texted me : )
The Interrogation
Has anybody seen my car keys?
Announcing My Candidacy for President of the United States
Announcing a New, Politically Correct Name for the Washington Redskins
I Was Snubbed by the U.S. Olympic Ski Team
Why does Montana hate me?
Handicapping the Frontrunners for 2020
At Least I’m Not My Dad