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The Myth About Global Warming

The Myth About Global Warming

by TEJ | Oct 17, 2009 | Environmental humor, Political humor

stranded polar bear

What is all this fuss about global warming? Oooh, look at the lonely polar bear swimming in open Arctic waters so far from land. How will it eat? Isn’t that soooo sad. That heart-breaking polar bear was undoubtedly filmed in a back lot at Universal Studios. Two minutes later they probably fed him a nice Caribou and a baby narwhal for dessert.

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