VIEW from the BLEACHERS

My personal search for signs of intelligent life in the universe and in my neighborhood

A humor blog

by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC

According to Google, I am a Terrible Person

According to Google, I am a Terrible Person

I used to think I was a pretty good person – a decent husband and a parent who tried to set a good model for my kids. All that changed when I did a Google search on my name. Wow, from what I found out about myself, I appear to have done some horrible things.

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Important Coronavirus Safety Update from View from the Bleachers

Important Coronavirus Safety Update from View from the Bleachers

Here at View from the Bleachers, I, along with the dozens of illegal immigrants that mow my lawn, take the health and safety of each VFTB reader seriously. That’s why I wanted to share some of the extra precautionary measures we’re taking for your safety. But if you do something boneheaded like stick a fork in a live outlet, that’s on you. Don’t come whining to me.

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Today in Sports – Coronavirus Edition

Today in Sports – Coronavirus Edition

Just because, thanks to the Coronavirus, there’s no baseball, basketball, hockey, football, NASCAR, Olympics, soccer, golf, horse racing, boxing, cycling, bowling, gymnastics, figure skating, curling or Australian Rules shuffleboard to talk about, that doesn’t mean there’s no sports to report. Not by a long shot!

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My Heroic Recovery from Knee Replacement Surgery

My Heroic Recovery from Knee Replacement Surgery

The doctor told me the odds of my survival and a full recovery were barely 999 chances out of a thousand. But I decided to go forward with the knee replacement procedure anyway. I guess I was feeling lucky. God must have been with me that day, because miraculously, I somehow pulled through. This is a true story of my epic ordeal.

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I Am So Sick of White Guys

A bitingly hilarious political satire coloring book — the perfect gift to infuriate that special Trump supporter in your life.

YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE

You're Grounded For Life book

Read this hysterically funny book about Tim Jones’s many parenting failures — Sure to make you feel like Parent of the Year by comparison.

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