VIEW from the BLEACHERS

My personal search for signs of intelligent life in the universe and in my neighborhood

A humor blog

by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC

Ten Years of Silliness – A Look Back on a Decade of View from the Bleachers (Part 2 of 2)

by TEJ | Sep 15, 2019 | All Blog Posts, Lifestyles humor | 0 Comments

This is Part 2 of a two-part look back at the first ten years of View from the Bleachers, with links to my all-time favorite columns I’ve written. If you didn't like Part 1, I hate to break it to you, but you're probably not going to like Part 2 any better, buddy.

Donald Trump’s Latest Five-Day Weather Forecast

by TEJ | Sep 7, 2019 | Political humor | 2 Comments

In the wake of President Trump’s stunningly accurate forecast that Hurricane Dorian would hit Alabama (he was off by less than 500 miles), he’s decided to take on a new job responsibility: the nation’s Meteorologist-in-Chief.

Ten Years of Silliness – A Look Back on a Decade of View from the Bleachers

by TEJ | Sep 2, 2019 | All Blog Posts, Political humor | 3 Comments

A look back at the first ten years of View from the Bleachers, with links to my all-time favorite columns I’ve written. (This is Part 1 of a two-part piece.)

Trump Announces His Latest Premier Resort: TRUMP GREENLAND

by TEJ | Aug 25, 2019 | Political humor | 5 Comments

In a surprise move nobody saw coming, President Trump announced the Deal of the Century. “It’s way better a deal that Jefferson’s lame Louisiana Purchase from France.” Trump added, “Lets MAKE GREENLAND GREEN AGAIN.”

If You Need a Lawyer, I Found Just the Guy

by TEJ | Aug 18, 2019 | Other Attempts at Humor | 0 Comments

If you’ve run into a streak of bad luck, say, your wife is divorcing you, the IRS is auditing you for failure to pay back taxes, and you just totaled another dude’s car in an accident that was your fault. Well, then you’re screwed. Sorry. Can’t help you. But for the rest of you, meet Marvin Guerkin, Attorney at Law.

Annoying People

by TEJ | Aug 5, 2019 | All Blog Posts, Lifestyles humor | 2 Comments

I don’t really hate anybody. Hate is just not a word in my vocabulary – unless used in the context of “I hate broccoli”, in which case, “hate” is not strong enough a descriptor. Life is just too short to go around hating other people. But it’s not too short to point out people who annoy the hell out of me. I’ve plenty of time for that.