VIEW from the BLEACHERS
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by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
How to Shed Pounds Quickly Without Really Trying
I recently stumbled onto an amazing weight loss solution that sheds the weight not in weeks or months but HOURS! It doesn’t require rigorous exercise, draconian starvation diets, weight loss supplements, or even Ozempic. Within days, people will be staring at you in envy, quietly wondering, “How did he lose all that weight?” and “Is he going to die?”
War Games
Not long ago, I had a bizarre dream in which the naval commanders of the American fleet and the Japanese fleet in the Pacific Theater in World War 2 engaged in battle following the precise rules of the Milton Bradley children’s game called BATTLESHIP. This article is the result of that very strange dream.
The Bravest Man I Barely Knew
What would you do if your doctor told you that you had less than three years to live? Would you make any changes in your life? This is the story of a brief but deeply important friendship I had with a man named Scott Hamilton, who lived a rich, full life, and who faced a diagnosis of ALS with bravery, grace, and acceptance to the very end.
Don’t Worry – Artificial Intelligence Has Everything Under Control
These days, everywhere you turn, people are panicking about Artificial Intelligence (AI). Pundits warn that robots will replace workers, machines will take over the economy, and before long we’ll all be wearing silver jumpsuits and VR headsets while bowing before our Alexa overlords. Personally, I think this hysteria is overblown. Read why I’m not starting to panic…. yet…
The Heartbreak of Time Blindness
Facebook Is Not Good for My Self-Esteem
Technically, I can’t prove that Facebook is the brainchild of Satan, but that’s my current working theory. If you ask for my opinion – and trust me, my wife NEVER does – I think Facebook is the ideal social media platform if you’re interested in learning about how much better everybody else’s lives – and children – are than yours.
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