Comments on: IMPORTANT HEALTH SAFETY WARNING: THESE FOODS WILL KILL YOU!

By: Rootchopper

Rootchopper — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 03:24:37 +0000

If you eat the right foods, you can live to be 100. What I want to know is why anybody wants to extend their life for 10 or 15 years in a state of wretched decline and bewilderment. And then to sacrifice ice cold beer, deep dish pizza, chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, and Dove bars to get there?

By: Jeanne Whalen

Jeanne Whalen — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 15:35:03 +0000

I’m forwarding this to the Dr Oz Show. You may be featured in an upcoming program.

By: Eleanor Rushworth (alias YMIL)

Eleanor Rushworth (alias YMIL) — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 21:27:39 +0000

Gee Tim. After indulging in all the foods and beverages (except, I prefer expensive Scotch and water) that you proclaim as being bad for my health, I am shocked that after consuming all those wrong foods for the past 78 years that I have not passed on into the afterlife. Now my problem is – do I stop eating all those WRONG foods or say to hell with it and hope for the best that I don’t succumb to an early demise. Looking at the food pictures you show has made me ravenous. Could you post a picture of the stir fried crickets, because Jim Hayden said they were delicious. Don’t worry about the beer – I know what that looks like.
As they say in Gaelic – Slainte Mhath – To Your Good Health.

By: Jim Hayden

Jim Hayden — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 20:45:25 +0000

Thanks Tim. Your extensive research has convinced me that my current diet which I picked up in Vietnam earlier this year and I encourage everyone to try is right on. Stir fried crickets and beer. It’s delicious (seriously), nutritious and makes you feel ambitious.

By: Drew Fisher

Drew Fisher — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:26:26 +0000

I once did an interview for NBC with a spokesperson for the Salted Snack Food Association. Her name was Beth Rusnak, and she had been hired, obviously, because her last name ended in “snak.” I don’t remember much about the substance of the interview, but I do recall that I thought it was pretty dull in a studio setting, so I re-recorded all the questions while standing in front of a vending machine near the NBC commissary, dropping coins into the snack-food machine, opening what came out, and stuffing it into my mouth. I can’t recall being sued by the Salted Snack Food Association, but it was a typically nasty media trick. One of Ms. Rusnak’s talking points was that snack food, eaten in moderation, is not hazardous to your health. I do recall that my snarky follow-up question was, “So who ever eats snack food in moderation?” Wow. Now I’m hungry. Those kettle-cooked chips look mighty good…

By: Ely North

Ely North — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 15:47:36 +0000

“Avoid just about all foods but chug as much beer as you can hold down.”

Best nutritional advice ever! I’m going to get started right now!