Notes to Self

Rapid growth in consumer demand and disposable income in China. Find country that can make stuff cheaper than Chinese and export to them!

Name for discount chain re above idea: Great Wal-Mart of China

Re above: Too late. Already 15,000 Google search results for that name.

Invent boat that runs on skimmed oil.

Baby boomers aging + cheap foreclosed real estate = Develop cemeteries.

Massive unemployment in U.S. means huge new daytime television audience. Invest in entertainment companies producing talk shows, game shows and soap operas.

Perfect time to cut employees’ wages and benefits. Who’s going to quit their job in this economy?

Global warming. Threat…or opportunity?

Collateralized credit debt obligation swaps!

Use new.xxx internet porn domain to launch Madame Tussauds online sex museum: www.aaa.xxx

New internet porn domain for obese Americans: .XXXL

Twitter porn app: Twatter

Re above: Damn. 130,000 Google search results for “Twatter”

Movie pitch: Vampires team up with werewolves to fight alien zombies. DiCaprio?

Advice to Steve Jobs on iPhone antenna problems: Avoid designing it that way.

Psychic octopus. Magic 8-Ball. Coincidence?

-          Steve Fisher

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